He thought you were Satan and his 15 minutes were up.

This isn’t exactly ‘grim’ but basically this is what hubby and I text each other every day when we’re in different parts of the house:

“... and I’m QUITE CERTAIN that child has done SOMETHING WRONG at some time in the child’s life. And so, EVEN IF this singular act was not DIRECTLY in response to SAID CHILD’S WRONGDOINGS, YOU CANNOT, I repeat, YOU CANNOT argue that the child did not HAVE IT COMING.”

Absolutely deplorable. I mean, what parent would force their child to attend an AFL game?

In fairness, what were the odds his helmet would hit anyone throwing it into the stands at an AFL game?

has earned the Arena Football equivalent of being waived

Kurt Cobain and Nirvana fundamentally changed the face of music today. You would be hard pressed to find any musician of note who disagreed with that. There wasn’t even a fucking hip hop group in the ‘90s that didn’t sample nirvana. They spoke to an entire generation and managed to make it feel like they were speaking…

this guy is one bad haircut away from being tracked down by Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey

You won’t be so thrilled when they have a dog kissing a tree on Kiss Cam.

I am so disapointed in those men and the message they are sending to the world. I mean, what grown adult man wears a baseball jersey!

Clearly he was In Search of Lost Time.

Once again, Kate McKinnon is the only one not phoning it in.

We’re all losing.

What these rankings don’t tell you is that Lions fans only use the words “send,” “water,” “food,” “police,” and “help.”

For me, Astral Weeks has become the alpha and omega of Morrison’s brilliance (fueled by all the nostalgic/elemental/fanatical attachment I have for it) and this great write up is helping dislodge that situation a bit, so thank you.

Oh look, no one’s called Olynyk a thug yet.

WHEN WILL WE SEE THE END OF WHITE ON WHITE VIOLENCE?

This is tremendous, IMG.

I don't know, I've been 100% successful in my goals of immortality thus far.