Is anyone fighting for my right to see it?

I have said for a very long time: Scared, badly trained cops are just so dangerous. 

A thought experiment:

Gonna miss “Veep” more than “GOT.” Just saying.

Jizyah Shorts just wants it more.

Technically, yes. In reality? Not a chance. 

It’s America, 2019. If you say something often enough, it becomes true!

He also looks like a rat. Have we mentioned that he also looks like a rat? Because he looks like a rat. 

His skin is the color of the bottom of that basketball.

I really like that idea a lot.

Do you need to get branded to be in? Because that’s a deal-breaker now.

“Free Britney.”

From what I hear, she should have gone with Podrick instead.

Hey, look—it’s Election Night Easter Bunny! (That was the look on my face too.)

She’s gonna fall in battle, and then Jamie will have to kill wight Brianna.

Theon is the Prince That Was Promised.

P.S. That was totally intentional and/or a Freudian slip. 

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