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AuntEggmaBlowtorch
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You beat me to it. Agreed.

This should appear attached to every article she appears in. It was so obviously a dog whistle. Or a Freudian slip. 

His base is listening, and repetition is important for those folks.

Tell your friends. That’s the message that needs to go viral.

Hi.

Playoff hockey and regular season hockey are two completely different things. It really is that simple.

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

As a Penguins fan--and I’m not remotely suggesting the Pens are in the Lightning’s league at the moment--I see similarities. Neither team has been able to adjust to playoff hockey, which just doesn’t reward finesse.

My wife and I, both drunk, turned a corner in Sag Harbor and literally ran into Billy Joel and his then-girlfriend. They were carrying takeout, which we nearly knocked out of their hands. The end.

Trivia: To create a black hole, you’d have to crush the mass of the Earth into the size of a walnut.

With a splash?

Quelbert.

On a scale of 1 to Clint Malarchuk, it’s about a 9, I’ll give you that.

Moreover, who takes an album on vacation?

More of a hot dog guy.

God bless the guy who played Joffrey--he has the most punchable face.

Come see a Joker who does weird things, like sleep with his sister.

The more I know about who he is as a person, the less fascinating he becomes.