I welcome the meteor that will wipe out civilization.

If Lannister can get his hand chopped off and then roll around a day later in the mud and horse shit without getting sepsis...I think MAYBE there were a lot more Purell stations around the Seven Kingdoms than we realized.

Wait—no net?

Don’t sleep on the woman beside her, whose immediate reaction to nearly being struck is to begin looking deeper in the bag for popcorn with more butter.

Clara FTW

That top photo, tho...

Just for that, you can’t have your baseball back. It’s mine now.

(After October crash:) Too soon.

As a Steelers fan, I have no ill will toward Bell. He played out his contract and used the system. To his “advantage” is up for debate, but it was a risk he took—which did not really pay off. I don’t mind him taking it, though. And he never bad-mouthed the organization on his way out.

He will be out of football before the end of the contract. Write it down.

The grass is always greener!

Agreed—but even then I was thinking that, as much as I loved the 2016 redesign (it’s a much more aggressive look, and, as you note, the interior isn’t all that different in 2019 as it was then, and it was a HUGE improvement), and the car drives like a dream...it’s still from year one, and it always seems better to…

(Police calmly knock and enter.)

Gotta spend money on something.

Her mom was, and is, prettier.

An untimely crash (my fault) made me swap my 2006 for a 2016, the first year of the redesign. Wish I would have been able to wait a little longer.

Just another redneck exercising his constitutional rights all over someone.

When I heard the actual tape, I think it was just another example of the word salad that comes out of his mouth. I don’t think he meant “Tim Apple” as a name—he was just ejaculating nouns at that point in the sentence.

I understand this position and even generally support it.