Her eyebrows have tentatively expressed interest.

Take it outside, Churchy.

See? Some soccer fans aren’t terrible.

It’s nice to see a rock star aging gracefully without any plastic surgery.

One of us! One of us!

“Bohemian Rhapsody” was like a TV movie, and watching Rami Malek try to talk with golf balls in his mouth was hilarious to the point of ridiculousness. (Though he really did capture Freddy Mercury’s gestures.)

What would King Missile have written about otherwise?

The truth is an ultimate defense.

I wonder how much green juice it takes to wash the taste of Trump’s dick out of your mouth.

Oh, well struck, sir!

Oh just FUCK already.

I mean, look at that gif. It’s not particularly subtle.

It’s nearly a year later, and I just wanna tip my hat again to one of the great Kinja comments ever.

This feels like the universe folding over onto itself.

The big question: Do you hiccup standing up, or hiccough sitting down?

That is is the greatest tweet I’ve ever seen. 

Big news: Carol Channing is dead.

Gimme a good, top-notch BLACC recipe...

Better!