But is he elite?

Slip in a stint as a roadie for Jethro Tull.

The great thing about social media is how much it allows people to talk endlessly about themselves. 

Shit works with the base.

Man, that Madden cover curse...

I’m just saying—if our human tendency toward hatred and violence ever manifests as a disease that wipes out our species, it would be poetry if it started in Gaza.

Keith Butler looks like a guy who would offer to shovel your driveway, and when you asked him how much, he’d think for a minute and say, “I don’t know ... eight bucks?”

But they will. Have you seen them lately?

What a bunch of Judgy McJudgersons.

So...cloning?

Is there any presidential task he can’t fuck up?

You, sir, are what is wrong with America.

Or...get into specifics. Would Drew really cringe at over-sharing?

After Wood was asked to leave, he posted this “on social media,” according to the Free Press:

Sad face.

People screaming “racist!” at you isn’t always an attempt to unfairly shut you up. Sometimes it’s just true.

I used to think that character in “V for Vendetta” was an exaggeration.

It’s like he doesn’t know the internet exists.

Merely taking on the topic is one thing—but this columnist clearly had a serious ax to grind here. Wow.

Facts are such tricky things.