I love EW, but she totally bungled this to the point where I think it disqualifies her. Sad but true. 

One locked room, one table, two loaded guns.

It’s a Chevy unibrow.

Vivid. 

Raiders and Bengals: “Hold our beers ...”

Ha! Trump supporters reading! Books!

Police are now telling Loomer that Twitter isn’t prosecuting her so they’re taking off and she can hang out as long as she wants.

Oh, my God, just release it without a rating. It’s not going into wide release anyway.

And there it is—the reason Trump ran in the first place.

Yeah, but at what point did someone yell, “King me!!”

Yeah, but black teachers would be safe if armed, don’t worry.

I love this one!

Solid. 

Solid contender here. 

She looks pretty smug in that photo. I think she’s perfectly sated.

I never even looked at the other names.

Good. We need to thin that herd a little.

I might suggest some of this.

Hope Mrs. Adelson has a nice place for her award. She certainly fucking paid enough for it.

How did he find the time?