Team Pussy.

History is gonna be a bitch to these guys.

My God, he really does have an anus on his face, doesn’t he? 

So they turned it upside down? Like his texts?

That’s Hannity’s time.

A scared Trump is a dangerous Trump.

Steelers fan--but even I know how stupid Ben looks from time to time.

I didn’t vote for Donald Trump.

He’s playing 3D chess while the rest of us are playing checkers, just like the president.

He should just grab her by the pussy. When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

It’s tempting to move to Georgia just to vote for Stacey Abrams against this shitbag.

I was there at the same time with my wife. I literally cannot figure out how you can spend money at this rate in Egypt, where everything is so much cheaper than here.

It ain’t a new phenomenon, that’s for sure.

Really? What did I say? Genuinely curious.

The timing of an ad that says, “We need YOU to fight for him!” is perfect.

Married, old heterosexual male here.

The second Steelers game on the Browns’ calendar is like oranges in “The Godfather.”

He apologized for spiking the ball?

“I have millions of kids that look up to me and the last place I want to be is incarcerated,” he said a bit later. “They don’t deserve it.”