I suspect that somewhere on the White House flow chart, she can definitely be found under Donald.

As an obnoxious Steelers fan, just let me say: Full props to Vance McDonald for not giving up on that play. 

Bye, Felicia. You won’t be missed.

So...Trump has stock in a water pipeline company, I guess. 

So...Trump has stock in a water pipeline company, I guess. 

Well, I guess that’s probably the last we’ll hear from Ray Lewis now, right?

I’ll bet astronauts eat scrambled eggs out of a plastic bag.

#snowflakes

With Trump, I can’t stop thinking about the “Simpsons” episode with the advertising icons that needed constant attention, so they’d destroy things to make sure you paid attention to them.

Oh, they’ll find room for one or two refugees with the appropriate...skills.

Because he’s rich and has gold stuff and thus is clearly a better human in every single way. 

I liked it. But I have never seen a movie go quite so apeshit.

Selling more guns is the NRA’s only reason to exist.

Second-best response: By having sex with your mom.

I believe that we rarely hear Jared Kushner speak, because he speaks in pure ASMR, and his voice will simply make everyone collapse into a puddle of joy.

She must know how the Cleveland Browns feel now.

Joshua wins.

I knew that fingernails thing was going to catch up with him eventually.

“Blessed and gifted.”