I feel like you slept a little on Sam the Sheepdog. 

By the end of this season, the Pittsburgh Steelers will have enjoyed six years of spectacular running back production from Le’Veon Bell. They will have been provided all of that without ever having to give him a long-term contract. They’ll give the ball to him another 350–400 times this season, at which point they’ll…

Every single Trump supporter thinks they’ve achieved all their success on their own, with nobody’s help. It’s part of the psychosis, and it’s rooted in low self-image. The most arrogant people are the ones with the most fragile self-confidence. 

A beautiful young woman was randomly murdered.

As a white man, I fully endorse the idea that people of color and women need to take things over and fix them. We’ve had a good run, and we’ve done nothing but fuck things up, generally. Have at it.

Police quickly tracked down Saylor after he was identified as a suspect, nabbing him at his parents’ home where he lives in the basement.

Facts. It’s so cute that we still think they matter. 

Far too articulate and informed to penetrate the skull of a Trump cult member. Just another enemy of the people. Put him on the wall with the others. 

He misspoke. That checks out.

Soon to be a film, starring Paz de la Huerta.

These are interesting times, folks.

I loved the podcast, and I understand the criticisms. But I also think this is a fascinating case, because it’s about who owns a story. I don’t think each of us owns our own stories, as much as we want to, or think we do. 

FIFY.

In its owner’s honor, I really feel like every Papa John’s pizza should come with a big, giant, curly, deeply-dyed black hair right in the middle of it.

That protest is SO much bigger than the liberal anti-gun protest in the capital. You can just look at the pictures and see. Biggest rally ever. In history. So many people. I mean, just look at that throng! Sean Spicer--get in here and tell them!

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It was Neapolitan Stripper night.

Came to make the “Shaft” joke. Won’t be that guy to do it after someone already did. Ignore me.