Dude has zero range.

The staff should've come back in like this:

It would take an awfully big wodge of money to force me to eat this crap, but by golly, I love reading about it. Thanks, America.

This reminds me of nip/tucks final seasons. Ryan Murphy used his best thoughts for the first two season and everything after that was stupid subplots that repeated itself.

Yeah, I'm usually very careful about where I read to avoid spoilers so I don't have to be that spoilers guy, but this is fucking ridiculous, Jezebel. Like honestly. I've been watching this shitty show for seven fucking years to have you people ruin it for me? I haven't been on twitter, or facebook, or morning after,…

LOL at the "Spoiler Alert!" in the middle of the article, but not in the headline. I don't watch this show so I don't care, but I bet some people are steamed.

When do you stop supporting someone you love because of substance abuse issues? My long term significant other has developed an extreme addiction to alcohol in the past two years. What originally began as a way to cope with his anxiety disorder, has spiraled into out of control alcoholism. I have done everything I can…

Next week we will watch some dashcam footage of a massive pile-up after a single car swerved to avoid a fairy toy that fell from the sky...

Counterfeit. Barely looks like a vagina.

Stockton is the Florida of California.

My body is a temple. A temple that accepts cheeseburger tithings.

My goodness! Do you kiss your husband with that mouth?

Why bother with the "young" comments. That much we know Aretha!

"The show's gone a little too bananas"
A little? I feel like it's just still on for Sutter to see what he can get away with.

What is everyone eating/drinking/watching/doing? We can't decide here. My kid asked me to read the novel he's reading in school, so there's that. I'm craving meatloaf, but don't want to make a trip to the store. In other words, GLAMOUR.

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I dunno, I could compare myself to a Ruben sandwich — big, delicious, saucy, and kind of a mess to deal with.

Yes, but at the same time I've seen many women use the term about themselves in an almost empowering way. As a guy I guess I just err on the side of caution and steer clear.