I love this, and that you're doing this for your daughter. The idea that little kids aren't people who have just as much right to refuse physical affection as anyone else is kind of mind-boggling to me. Can you imagine someone telling you as a full grown adult "Hug this person that you just met!" Ick.

No way I'm watching this before my morning coffee or my evening bottle of wine.

I'm lazy, so I will wear this to school again on Halloween-

When I had a period (SO FUCKING THANKFUL TO NOT HAVE ONE RIGHT NOW) I did more often than not. It was generally just a coincidence that it was a good time to change 'er out.

My fiancé called to tell that he got married, as I sat on the bed, looking at my wedding gown.

I didn't mind it at first, but at this point, it feels like they're beating a dead horse. I also don't like the hour-long format, because they just go over the couples' story AGAIN AND AGAIN and summarize every little thing that has happened so far repeatedly to fill up the time.

I know right? I feel like Amal is so stunning in general that I can't stop reading all these stories about her. I wasn't a Clooney fan before but i will start paying attention to him now that he is married to her!

To be honest, I think she is way out of his league.

Chris Martin needs to slow his roll.

I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.

It's because he's doing homage and she's the real genuine deal. People want their flyover country tales filtered through NPR first. Actual small town folks are hopelessly uncool.

As an online dating neophyte, can I ask how often you receive this uber creepy/offensive messages? I'm thinking of signing up for OKCupid when I move, and while it would be funny to get a few out of these, I don't want to sign up if 90% of the messages are going to be like this.

My prediction is less bat shit mods, but different applications. Like, tattoos will be put in with lasers or something and it won't even hurt. And we'll be all, "In my day you had to use NEEDLES! Up hill! BOTH WAYS." And then kids will start getting "traditional" tattoos with needles and the world will implode with…

There were babies (well, more like toddlers) at the baby shower! Lovely hyperactive toddlers running around and locking doors and climbing all over things.

Not sure if this is a breach of Kinja protocol, but I've been commenting for a bit now. The name was intended as a funny..... I miss being an active part of the conversation and would really like to take the black.

I'm in my 40's and used to be a hair stylist. I don't think you need to cut your hair short in your 40's. I did go shoulder length a couple of years ago, because I felt like my hair was dragging me down and making me look like Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.

Up until 8 months ago, I was gloriously and blissfully going several times a day for 24 years, until… nothing. For a month. Went to the dr, they gave me heavy duty laxatives. It's okay for a week then another MONTH without anything. Went to a GI dr after so, so so much misery, and he's like "Yeah it happens sometimes.…

I really don't get why so many people are offended by long hair on boys or men. I understand this is to do with the boy's religion that he holds very dear, but I don't get why they wouldn't just do away with having to make exceptions altogether and just let boys have long hair - also, why are dress codes used to…

Lighten up, Francis.