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Because the use of the vernacular was very appropriate in this context.

The gall of this transported peasant. My monocle is positively shattered with outrage.

This happens fairly regularly at the Grand Canyon, according to the book Death in the Grand Canyon, which I purchased at the gift shop at the El Tovar hotel. I read it on the train back to Williams and nearly peed my pants at some of the stories. Terrifying.

My sister and her husband met on the Supershuttle. He was too shy to ask for her number. When she got off, the Supershuttle driver turned around and told her he was stupid not to get her number, and opened the doors again. He got off the shuttle, and got her number.

The original.

Did you score a second date with Fabio?

I need to fuck something. TRIXIE!

Not only does she say she healed him, she says she did it with a special diet

He was in the SuperHottie category when he was younger. Feeling kind of cheated b/c I wasn't alive.

I really don't get the hard on for this dude. He's not the great looking and Meryl Streep suggested he behaved like a spoiled little brat on the set of Osage County. Meryl is a national fucking treasure and if she does not approve, neither do I.

I've seen racks full at Ross, if there's one in your area.

I used to read final appeals from convicted pedophiles, inmates so far along the process that they were no longer entitled to free legal support. The vast majority were convinced that everyone just hadn't yet understood how much they loved children and how everything they did to the kids was actually a really…

I can't imagine the mental gymnastics Dottie goes through to stay in such a deep denial. But then again she was married to and raised several children with an absolute monster, it may be the only way she can live with herself.

I LOVE nutritional yeast almost as much as I love the faces I get from people when they ask what the orange yellow flakes I'm sprinkling all over my kabocha squash or salad at lunch. However, I have somehow never tried truffle salt and nutritional yeast on popcorn. Checking out http://www.barnivore.com/wine for some…

I think that the best way to handle the situation is a hosted bar for, say an hour, and then have it be cash afterwards. I also have also seen a beer & wine only wedding, or a signature cocktail that was free and a cash bar for everything else.

I gotta be honest, I see nothing wrong with what your mom did there. It doesn't look like an active guilt trip, and ONLY to Jewish eyes does it even read as an active guilt trip. Otherwise it just looks like she wanted to let them know she was supporting them, and they were like, "Awesome! Let's reward the nice lady!"