I love you for this. I went to their show last night and they only played three songs from my namesake album :(

No. But yes to Paul Nassif!

She speaks Italian, you know!

Maybe it’s generational, but I have always had tremendous sympathy and love for Betty.

Kaanapali beach on Maui

Suddenly I feel better about my many bad parenting choices. Next time I get down on myself I can think, well at least I didn't drop him in a pit of wild animals.

I have body dysmorphia too! I think I am skinnier and hotter than I actually am. When I look in the mirror I see this curvy girl with a cute ass, perfect skin, and great boobs. (yeah, breast reduction!) Weirdly enough, I feel the best at the gym. I look in those mirrors in my workout clothes with my short hair clipped…

I'm 50 years old and I look in the mirror every morning and say "Thank you mom for the good genes". I look DAMN good for 50 and I don't care what anyone else thinks....

Don't drink alcohol / eat salty foods= anything that will retain water. Wear compression socks. They sell them at the airport where they have chargers / ear buds / etc. When you get on the plane eat a carb that will help you sleep (eye mask / earplugs). About an hour before you land, eat just protein (carbs=sleep…

Therapy has been amazing for me. I started about a year and a half ago and discovered that the prevailing sense of misery that always seemed to hang over me was not normal and not how things had to be. Between talk therapy and the right medication, I've become a completely different person and for the first time since…

3 Musketeers on BBC America

What wedding couldn't use more harlequin clowns? Although I guess that's really more "The Night Circus" than Parisian carnival.

She is The. Worst.

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People were GOING to bring that stuff? This isn't Rocky Horror!

"If there's one thing Queen Elizabeth loves, it's a orgi. And if there's one thing Queen Elizabeth doesn't love, it's the trip-and-fall hazard that happens when you're surrounded by a pack of orgies. Which is why, for the sake of keeping Britain safe and sound, she's said no mas...

Lip Smackers strawberry tastes like 6th grade. See also Kissing Potion

I used to work in the music industry, so I got to meet a lot of celebs. I worked a Rolling Stones record in the mid-late 90's and went backstage for the ensuing tour. The label representative intoduces me to Mick Jagger and as Mick goes to shake my hand, I jerk it back and do the line from the movie "My Favorite Year"…

I didn't get the attraction until I was about 14. Then... like a freight train.

"I'm all drunk and won't bone Elizabeth Taylor!" BECAUSE YOU LOVE MEEEEEEE, PAUL.