Your move, Alabama. California is coming for your Most Sex with Students title.

Luciana Gimenez, the Brazilian model he impregnated while still married to Jerry Hall hence the divorce, parlayed her tabloid notoriety into a tv presenting gig and assorted endorsements and still makes a ton of cash.

"mochacappafrachechinolatte" reminded me of Dave Barry's decaf poopacino column.

Did not do bouquet toss or garter or anything. Didn't do a receiving line or daddy daughter dances. The hell with that. I just showed up at the reception with my hubs, grabbed a cocktail and mingled. Everyone was there to party anyway, not to watch me do stupid sexist stuff!

Wow. We as a society are just going full-on Roxie Hart, aren't we?

Shopping, blogging for an online magazine, vacations, gourmet cooking, working out, starting an indie rock band, performance art, hanging out in coffee shops with a laptop pretending to write, sleeping with married people while their spouses are at work, podcasting.... the list goes on and on! Hang-out with hipsters…

If you're child's young enough that he/she can't tell time, would you really have them stay up until midnight anyway?

Snooks looks pretty and way different than usual.

Sooooooo, when you bought yours, you were covered with privilege, right? But by donating it after your marriage it went south somehow makes your behavior superior to hers. Lovely.

My mother sent birth announcements to POTUS after all 4 of us kids were born. We all got letters back. My brother and I got ours from Bush 41, and my sister and younger brother got them from Clinton. It's a pretty sweet keepsake.

Nice! Same thing, but the Clintons. It's around here somewhere!

One of the reasons we folded and got our boys an Xbox for Christmas was for its carrot-stick potential. It increases our arsenal.

Yeah. Take the system away and return it and it'll only keep them in line for so long (kids' memories are short, after all), but if you turn it into a carrot to dangle over their heads you get a motivating tool for months to come.

Are you in the U.S.? I find the Twilight Zone marathon (on Syfy, I think), beer, and food to help a lot.

Just went through that last Christmas with my grandma, and it was incredibly special and lovely, despite the underlying sadness we all felt. It was an amazing blessing for all of us to be able to spend time with her, go through pictures and make notes, hear her stories, and give her more hugs than she could stand. You…

I got to have what will most likely be the last Christmas I will ever have with my amazing grandma. I got to tell her for the millionth time how much I love her, she told me for the millionth time that she loves me. She's in hospice, we brought Christmas dinner to her and got to have it there, around her bed. She…

No.. not watching the movie.. interested to see what our hackers will do next