“Narwhal the Magic Furry Unicorn Puppy wasn’t made that way for a reason—the congenital defect, as the same story notes, was likely the result of man-made toxins either in the environment or ingested by Narwhal the Unicorn Puppy’s mother.”

except it doesn’t say that, like, anywhere in the story alluded to. i know…

I assume it’s not what you intended, but this take strikes me as ableist. You know who usually finds comfort and inspiration from a dog who is different? Children who are different. I don’t see why we want to shit on that.

I think he’s an adorable little nugget, and I’m glad that, not only did he have a buddy along for the ride, but that that dog was rescued, too. Hopefully they won’t be separated.

Wasn’t that the whole point of them getting rid of Splinter? Tamp down the liberal rhetoric.

It bothers Senior that his Melania has smaller tits that Junior’s, right?

I assume you’ve seen this, but just in case you want it, here is an invite to the Discord server (read: AOL-style chatroom haha) with a bunch of Kinja people in it. https://discord.gg/yTEzC2j.

Sewell, who has worked for the Denton, Texas, institution since 2017, resigned effective immediately, explaining that she has “never used that word in public before. The sewer-mouthed Sewell apologized and said: “I wish I had censored that word—it came out without thought.”

I’m glad you bought the boots Megan. You bought the boots for all of us who are too afraid to “buy the boots”. I feel like every time I “buy the boots” something ends up happening (it rips, shrinks, blisters, non-refundable sale item), so I just live in the comfort of my old broken in stuff... pining away at…

“Rescuing ‘Ok, Boomer’ From the Adults”

They killed it without any warning or send-off on purpose, to show that they not only didn’t respect or value Splinter, but that they had open contempt for its content and its staff.

I’m even more amazed that comments are allowed.

TWIST! Spanfeller was TomatoFace all along...

I hope the appropriate splinter writer finally reveals himself as the real tomato.

This.

I didn’t agree with a lot of the posts on Splinter and I often disagreed with a lot of the comments. But the one thing I always appreciated was that when something absolutely ludicrous happened and not nearly enough people were going around saying, “What the flying fuck was that?” I could always find people on…

I for one am amazed this post was allowed 

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Clearly, the winner here is Gen X for absenting ourselves from this slapfight.

Just came to say Drew Magary’s new columns are at Vice now...

I read this story right after reading about Tay Anderson. Two 21-year olds, two people with so much to live for, I’m so sorry that Alexis Crawford had her life cruelly taken away while I wish the best for Anderson.