Alternatively, a simple answer to all of the above:
I’ve been sitting in that uncomfortable seat for hours and my legs/knees stretching.

I’ll bite.. as a heavy travaller, while I can’t (and won’t speak for EVERYONE on the plane, I can give some reasonable answers to this):

Heck, let ‘em stand. What I don’t care for is the ones who make a break for the door from the back of the aircraft. Sitting or standing, wait in order like the rest of us.

Because my fat ass has been wedged in that tiny ass seat for hours and if I don’t stand up soon I am gonna be stuck permanently in that position.

Some of them are standing because they are anxious about making a connecting flight.

Justice MyKinja: According to Momma v. Daddy 1974, all surfaces can be a shelf. However, not all surfaces are suitable for cooling of pies or storing brown liquor in a Brillo box. A refrigerator top has been found to have the right amount of warmth and humidity to keep all manner of edible and inedible items preserved…

That’s the real crime...how much time she put into applying that makeup! Why would she match her eye shadow to her hair, of all things, then apply it all around the eye like a bruise?! And who told her that taupe was a valid lipstick choice? And why is she filling in her brows like so non-descriptly?!

It’s a “can I talk to your manager while falling into a night of fun dip look”

Like this one?

If she’s not auditioning for a Siouxsie and the Banshees tribute band she needs to chill with the makeup, maybe head back to youtube for some tutorials.

Wel, now we all have video of her committing crimes against hair and makeup.

Does it seem weird that she has the same color in different intensities on her face, lips, eyes, and hair? She looks like she was dipped in a cheap hair dye and it just stuck to the wet spots.

But even though Braasch hasn’t seen the video, she contends that she feels like it would exonerate her, adding that the “supervising officer who came late to the scene...was very hostile to me...He began berating me and I found his behavior to be very hostile...I was the harasser instead of the person being harassed.”

Understanding young Ms Braasch’s behavior requires a highly advanced degree in wypipology. 

This story isn’t over? Jesus. I truly believe this woman has some issues — you know, besides the racism -- that need to be taken care of. She sounds unhinged.

And everyone in the restaurant moved up two places in line.

He’s using religion to shield himself from criticism, to hold himself as infallible and to act as a conduit for his god, effectively making himself the voice of his god.

Koonye has fallen into the white supremacist prosperity gospel cult that runs the Republican party and wants to turn this country into an autocratic theocracy. It’s no surprise that the album is at number one because the fuck nugget cultists buy up literal shit because their pimp pastors tell them to support a fellow…

Another Kanye think piece. Another.

I resent that I’m even skimming this article....