But that’s not what she said.

She also wrecked to New Yorker.

Because they’re so cute!

I feel like the queen of awkwardness. (even here sometimes, but that’s my issue)

I do like being social though, which is why this is such a nice forum to interact on (y)our own terms.

I don’t know why the cat lady stereotype is bad - cats don’t fuck around with everyone. If they’re attracted to you, it means you have something special.

It’s so much easier than talking to people.

When my cat starts biting my face, I sideswipe him right off the bed.

You better watch out in your sleep. You know cats will come and suck the life out of you through your nose.

You may be onto something here!

Yep. There are no lies in her statement.

You get me.

I also meow at all the cats I ride by on my way to work.

That’s the difference!

I’m a white person, and I will fully admit to talking to anyone who is dog(ging).

And these ballsacks wonder why she feels that way.

I have two “Big Sis’s.” We get along pretty well now, but I have PTSD from my childhood, and my nightmares are mostly about them!

51 (and 1/2) here. No wonder I enjoy your posts so much!

Thank you!

I discovered Liz Phair when I was in my early twenties (I am almost exactly 1 year and 1 month older than her, and Liz is sometimes my nickname - but that’s beside the point), going through a divorce with two young boys. She saw me through those times of dating and being a single mom and all the other nonsense that…