Hirsch insists that Gutierrez can choose her sex partners, as well as “the type of sex you want to have.”

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

I actually really, really like her. I especially enjoyed Jennifer’s Body.

She was in a movie, I forget the name, but she played a bimbo shop keeper and was actually kinda funny in her own way. But not funny in the charming way Zoey can be. It just...doesn’t seem like it’ll fit. I liked that Jess was quirky and cute…

I will watch this. Also, I’m anxiously awaiting the gritty reboot of “Saved by the bell” called “Save me from Hell”. Zach and Kelly are married (obviously-we all attended their Las Vegas wedding). But things have gotten pretty bleak. Zach got into troubles when he grew up and his antics stopped being cute. His…

Haha I just think they’re upset that she made this comparison because it wasn’t even necessary like while I do associate Lindsay with drugs I don’t associate Lindsay and being exhausted so it was kind of like why even bother saying that besides to try to be funny or something by making fun of someone who has obviously…

The best thing about The Mindy Project, despite the spotty pacing and structure are the AMAZING one liners.

This episode and “Stay at Home MILF” were two of the best sitcom episodes I have EVER seen. Both are full on attacks on women’s place in the world right now, and it is just so fresh and amazing and relieving and inspiring to see it on such a large platform as The Mindy Project.

Buying plane tickets home absolutely helps and counts. Since I’ve moved to the US from Canada 3 years ago, I’ve been home 12 times and flown my brother out here one time. My family doesn't visit me ever, has helped with NONE of these expenses and they add up. Wait, one correction, my mother in law here in NY on…

it called full service BNB

So sorry to see you go, and I’ll be following at the Toast. I know it’s just the internet, but this blog has meant a lot to me. Beyond the funny articles and the great makeup info, the millihelen commenters are some of the most supportive, lovely internet people I’ve ever met. I think that’s a direct function of the…

I will find a way to do my box reviews. While I would love if Jezebel would keep me on, I have no idea if that will be possible. I will either do my own site or find somewhere else to write for. I love doing the reviews so much. My favorite part was always talking to the readers. Follow me on Twitter (brandikirch),…

I can’t believe millihelen is over and Jane Marie is leaving (or worse, being pushed out). This is by far one of the best Jezebel’s sub-blog, I love, love Deep Cuts, the 24 hours Beauty Diaries, the mall makeovers stories, the talk about make-up and beauty routines, the tips and tricks...and of course the best part is…

You were always cute Kat you just needed the Internet to tell you. Soon we may decide you are smart, well dressed or great at baseball. What’s that Kat? You don’t play baseball? That’s not what the Internet said.

While in college, I frequented a local blues bar a few times a week. It was in an old Victorian house, live music, very relaxed. A rather famous guy ended up in there after a concert one night and tried to talk to me... Yeah, I went all deer in the headlights and could barely talk, despite normally being very…

She may be wrong about this but she could probably bench press me without breaking a sweat so should we ever meet she is right about everything and I will deny writing this if anyone says anything about it.

What I love about this is that, somewhere, there’s a farmer who has a new revenue stream.

I hope it was in haiku form.

What the fuck happened to this site and when did this sort of content start getting greenlit? Is this what you dreamed of when you decided to become a journalist?

Sorry, confused. The phrase “liberal with photoshopping” to me reads that they did lots of photoshopping. I think “conservative with photoshopping” is more accurate if the point is that they didn’t do much.