aumalot
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no I don’t actually.

Yes, this is helpful and productive comment. And humorous too.

no one is following meeeeee :(

Ah this! This is my pet peeve. I’m tan with neutral-ish undertones...do you know how hard it is to find something for that skin tone? You have every variation of lighter skin and every combination of lighter skin and undertone, but when it comes to anything beyond tan (the usual “carmel”) it’s just darker shades of

Unilever in India sells the most successful whitening cream Fair and Lovely. Fuck Unilever.

Don’t forget the line that her mother said about her father “He’s the only professor that doesn’t hold office hours. Because he gets it right the first time.”

Out of curiosity, what’s wrong with being judgmental? Is it bad?

Ok so I just tried this trick with the Sephora lipstick this week and have worn it almost every day now. I’m so excited to have someone to tell finally. Just take some plain brown eyeshadow and brush a tiny amount onto your lips after the lipstick has dried. Apply the brown mostly on the outside and less as you go in

If you don’t want a beer and have no idea what you’re doing and perhaps aren’t really into alcohol but don’t want to be a teetotaler, the easiest thing to do is coke. Just coke.

whoops that was supposed to be in quotes. Happened to me. “Most Indian girls have so many sexual hangups!”

Most Indian girls have so many sexual hangups!

what if you are a giiiiirrrrllll.

ok so I learned this when I lived in India: mix some turmeric powder, chickpea flour (besan atta) and some plain yogurt and voila - an exfoliant paste. Leave it on until it dries, then wash off and your skin is so soft. And maybe yellow, if you put too much turmeric.

I thought a simple trip to the bathroom was enough to freshen up. Damn technology, youth, ughh time. wahaat.

He wants the dowry & money from courtship back...but she's feeling tight. On cash that is.

Wow, that must have given him a big head.

We need a picture of you wearing all items at once.

Really? She sings with a huge "FEMINIST" sign behind her and we're worried that she doesn't like the word?

Saw it with my parents over Christmas, and thought it was going to be too twee, but it was surprisingly very funny. The film handles religious hypocrisy and fundamentalism really well, in a funny but direct way.

Dear Tim Ryan: We're not against you on this! Ah Parks & Rec, you always have the most usable jokes.