Excessive rear window hydrocarbons helped make me what I am today

Subwoofer indicates misplaced mechanical priorities. CP despite absolutely loving these cars.

So, what you are saying is they should stay away from mountainous regions and tunnels.  The train in Spain rides mainly on the plain?

This just in: that’s a myth, if you raise them with even the smallest amount of attention.

There is an inherent problem with small SUV’s, however. They sell themselves on the appearance of volume, but they are really compacts on stilts. Or, to judge based off of ride quality, wobbly barstools.

If I get a Corrolla I can fit my work luggage (a 32" roller duffel with a week and a half’s worth of clothes,…

holy shit. 

ND - that paint is actual trash - even if it wasn’t, this ain’t worth much more than half of that ask.  Would be a good parts car though - probably worth more in parts than whole anyway.

“he asked his mistress for a “sucky.”

This is a certified JalopGold NP. 

I fear anyone liking this couldn’t read, so....

Boomers who buy Vettes don’t like mail-in ballots.

STOP THE COUNT

The speed limit there is zero?

Former i3 owner here and still 6'6".

Look, I think we can all agree that if anyone gets to be an egomaniac jabroni (...sure, that’s a word), it’s The Rock. I mean, come on, he took over the name of the most common object on the planet. You know how cow milk is so prevalent that we just call it “milk”? How chicken eggs are so overwhelmingly popular that…

My thoughts were Dealer Things, but now that you said flood car... maybe?

Who are the people who think this isn’t a good deal? And BTW: the listing expired. 

I fear my husband every time he eats Panda Express and runs to the bathroom ten hours later.

Way too much for what it has - and for fuck’s sake, CLEAN your damn interior - especially at THAT ASK.

I would pay this for a 540i wagon, but not a sedan. It’s nice but not THAT nice.