You just know that he beat on it.

I wonder how hard it is for a dealership to get a restraining order...

In the meantime, Henrietta Lacks’ author Rebecca Skloot responded to the controversy on Facebook, saying that Sims has “confused gynecology with pornography.”

She never saw Yentl?

These are so not my thing.

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

RR soft top probably costs more than an entire Miata.

Maybe she’s the bread winner, and is opening it for him?

Why the comma?

He’ll be even quicker sans finger!

European Sport Sedan which was an ironic moniker for a coupe.

Its all fun and games till the Nuggets mascot hangs himself from the rafters to preserve his brain for CTE research.

They call them scalpers to honor them.

There’s a Tara in every college class. She never shuts up about how crazy she is.

She wouldna fallen asleep during one of my speeches, I’m just sayin’.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

OH MY GOD. So do you mean to say that because I’m a Brit with big boobs who loves fish and chips ... I have big boobs because of the fish and chips?

He also doesn’t seem to entirely grasp how Fish and Chips work.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”