I don’t think I would’ve written a check for a vehicle I knew to be a fraud. Let Mecum sue you and advertise the fact that they can lie to you about a car they’re auctioning. See what that does for their future business.

Note to self: Don’t use Mecum auctions.

Doing it the Write-off Way.

What we know: The asking price.

There’s a fine (or not so fine) line between “collect” and “accumulate.”

I’m not sure.

I know what he means about not letting the wife see any of the dials. I have a similar thing with my browser history. I’m not so much worried about her seeing any porn I’m looking at (I mean midgets, goats and bratwurst is hardly outrageous) but am scared crapless that she may see my Autotrader and kijiji history.

A cat in a blender is better than the doors. And I love cats.

That was horrible.

I believe those are all factory options for a Porsche.

EVIL PILLOWS!

That's why I like Wheeler Dealers. Mike buys the cars and Edd fixes them. No drama, no deadlines, just show you how it's fixed. You can learn a lot form this series. It's the only one I look forward to watching every time and still around nearly after 10 years.

I know the owner of FantomWorks and he is not acting. He really is that much of an asshole.

BUT WE MUST MAKE THIS FAKE, ARBITRARY DEADLINE! ! !

God damn that show us so hard to watch with the shitty acting owner.

I’m fairly certain that if you’re on an automotive show and talking about vehicles and the industry you should be able to handle yourself for a couple minutes of true expression on the subject.

Make it about the cars. Don’t make it about the people, or fake drama, unless that’s an honest byproduct of the cars. While I adored Top Gear, the manufactured aspect of the show did occasionally get in the way. Large parts of the show are saved by the amazing chemistry the three hosts had. One of my absolute favorite…

Don’t script the whole thing. Doesn’t need to be 100% improv but at least include reactions (some would consider outtakes). The best part of any review is the genuine reaction.

“Look at what you made us do”?

Although to be fair, the Daily Mail also hates people of colour, immigrants, gay people, poor people, liberals, environmentalists, Europe, sex workers, Islam, and the BBC.