What, they’re not “Porcine”?

Я вижу что ты тут делал.

whose quietness relevant to the internal-combustion engine

Well put. Also known as “Why I clicked on this article.”

My god, you took us on a journey, didn’t you?

Amen, brother!

Ms. Gloop needs a car, and very much wants a wagon. She hates SUVs and vans. (She even prefers manuals. Sorry, guys, she’s taken.)

You bastard. Take your star.

Truly, it is a great time to be old, fat, and bald! But don’t get me started on my goiter…

I didn’t expect to read anything so personal today, but you made me glad that I did. You’re a gifted writer. Not everyone can paint such a clear picture with so few words.

When the Bowman situation broke, I made a decision to cancel my streaming subscription. I’d had either the audio of full subscription since it launched, suffering through some growing pains because my favorite team is a time zone away. I had reason enough to believe I was supporting a bad industry; this was…

“…but that’s just us!” [Exaggerated mugging shoulder-shrug in close up. Studio audience cheers the catch phrase.]

The conversation I wanted her to have with her opponent:

It’s not beautiful, nor is it offensively ugly.

Is the interior actually made of vinyl from a used wheelchair at Goodwill? I mean, I see the need for “light”, but for $15K, why is it “cheap”? It’s not like they spent money on safety features…

Lesson: never spring for the Damocles package.

The problem with pronunciation videos: if all they do is pronounce the one word, you have no context. What’s the speaker’s accent? This sounds like a ’roided up Eliza Doolittle saying “taken”.

Story checks out. I had a brief fling with a Rose who wouldn’t share her floating door with me in the North Atlantic.

I finished reading Watership Down to my six year old daughter a few months ago. She immediately drew her own illustrated version of the book. She likes to tell mean kids to silflay hraka. She adored this book, and she would loudly confirm: it’s about rabbits. Especially Hazel, who is her hero.

Probably it started out its life as beer…