Dials phone. Orders “Wet Dream Hawks” shirts.

I have to disagree with the other replies. Asymmetry leads to problems. The OP’s freeloader boyfriend is basically saying, “Two living as one has economies of scale – and only I should benefit from them.” I can completely understand why you’re uncomfortable being forced into a similar statement – no matter that you’d…

I just hope they researched torque ratios.

I wonder if they were worried the 2 would cannibalize sales of the 3? I have a 2016 Mazda3 GT MT, and if the Mazda2 hatch had been available in this form, I might have gone downstream and bought it, instead.

My vote is Steph Bundy. C’mon, America, can you get behind this? I was heartbroken she lasted only two days. I think Alex was, too.

“Geez lady, why the long face?”

Oldie but goody.

I feel you, bro. Different cultures know me by different names. For example, some Native American tribes call me The wind that smells meaty.

Take your star, you glorious bastard.

Obligatory:

“Climbing a favorite rock face”

I must be missing something with this “sex with coworkers” thing. I have a recurring nightmare where I wake up in bed next to someone with the same benefits package as mine.

I call mine “introvert protocol”. It is frequently engaged.

Never! (Burp)

Convenient handle for carrying.

At the rate that thing is losing feathers, playoff prospects look dim. On the upside: Christmas dinner should be a treat this year.

Never gets old:

Cub Reporter: “Mr Elway! Mr. Elway! is there any chance you bring in Kaepernick to compete for starting QB before the end of the season?”

Well, one-third of its job…

Not that it changes your argument, but I was always taught that the cause of this is often bad windshield gaskets that allow rainwater to course alone the underside of the roof and break down the adhesive.