augustusfinknottle
Augustus Fink-Nottle
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If we just run more than everybody, how can't we win? Soccer is like 90% running. Tactics and technical ability are for weak-willed liberals and foreigners.

"But what does Nate Silver say?" he asked bitterly.

The Jeff!

Episode 1 of The USSF Tries to Make It 2002 Again through Science or Magic ends in a 0-0 draw.

I didn't, but I heard about it. 3 from Walcott and 2 from Welbeck, right?

Repo Man?
Mantaur?

Yeah I listened to an Arsecast they did LIVE! at some NYC bar and they used that word as freely as they do on the regular podcast. There was a good deal of shocked silence, it felt like.

The Shockmaster!

At least your petitions actually count people.

"This book is the worst. I know it looks like a good book, and you're thinking I like comic books, and movies I would enjoy hearing what someone has to say about them. This is not that book. This is a collection of bitter ramblings of Robert Warshow before his premature death. He has nothing nice to say about anyone

I've been making terrible jokes for years. All my life has been preparation for this point.

I don't even own a favorite Sleater-Kinney song!

Joke's on you! You can't fill a Twitter, it's an endless, soulless abyss.