Counterpoint: having read Highsmith, watched both films, Damon is insufferable and the way he plays the character he wouldn’t last two chapters under Ms P.’s pen. Hoffman isn’t enough to save this mess. The welcome return of the sexual tension (which could never have been put to screen in 1960, and certainly not with…

Russell Brand is an absolute idiot who, like the British brat he is, should neither be seen nor heard; unless Arnie Hammer has learned to act, or bought himself an extra couple of facial expressions with his royalties from Call Me By Your Name, he’s going to be painful to watch; lastly, there’s been a powerful…

this will be an unwatchable shit show

That trailer made me think less of Sofia Coppola and more of Woody Allen.

Honestly, I’m not sure I can be arsed to watch it further. Why they centered the show on two of the most boring characters I’ve seen in a long time (one played by that guy with less range than a 2000s-era electric car), I’ll never understand.

Heavens, Stacey Abrams on the ticket would have been awesome.

Tom Holland could have been mentioned, as Tom Holland > Robert Pattinson.

Look on Street View and you’ll see why a house on which so much money was allegedly spent for renovation is selling for so little.

Saudi Arabia, eh. Now I wonder why they did that.

A really good movie. 25 years later I still recall the glee I felt watching immorality spread its wings onscreen.

Heavens, the amount of tears in the trailer alone is enough to recreate the rivers of Mars.

having that mockery delivered in painfully unfunny Leno monologues...

Minority opinion: I couldn’t even get through the entire trailer, even though there’s both Colette and Thewlis.

Well, even a (decidedly) thinner physique could never help me carry this look out :-)

Getting photographed wearing those things?

LV is no stranger to almost-limitless ugliness, but I’d bet money (although not LV money) that this is a fake.

Chances are, if your tweet starts with “I haven’t spoken with @TheEllenShow”, then you have spoken with them.

This.

I truly didn’t take it as being used as an insult here.

The sad thing is you don’t have to be American to be force-fed lies about your history. The shit I regurgitated throughout school and that got me great grades too...