Are you my ex boyfriend? If so, call me!

Does this visor have a T-top?!

I’ve never heard that saying before. Me likey.

Mine is called Bill Clinternet!

TEEN WITCH IS BORING BLAKES SISTER??!? #mindblown

Link is broken :(

Babyknapper thought bubble “Hmm I’ve always wanted a baby named Julio...”

ADORABLE

This made me so happy for some reason.

“That baby gotta loose neck Maury, I ain’t got no loose neck!!” was my personal favorite.

I DID NOT KNOW!!! I love that little fun fact though.

I definitely do NOT need one of those things, but I wont tell you which.

Ricky, you're a peach! You have received an open invite to my no-pants parties.

Im 27, just got out of a 7 year relationship and got my first solo apartment.

Is this the drug addict one who went to jail a bunch? She cleans up nice-ish. Look what a little spray tan can do for ya!

You seem fun

Im not on any hormonal BC for the same ragey, weight gainey reasons BUT have had excellent results with my period tracker app.

OVO Ryan, I see you!

BEACH- Bacon, Egg, Avocado, Cheese and Hot Sauce. On a freshly baked and lightly toasted Portuguese roll

Even this guy is like, “Eeeehh wince Nope.”