Gorgeous

Holy Smokes, shes goregous!!

It looks like it effecting his hair line :(

Love Vashtie! Shes a babe and a half.

The makeup here bothers me more than anything. So harsh! Well.. after looking again, I dont know if its her expression or the makeup. The boob doesnt phase me.

Why do the scrimps have NO color?

Wheres the avocado?

I have never seen such a beautiful suit. Thank you x100!!!

I believe Count is a proper title and should be capitalized.

Wearing deodorant/cologne/aftershave is also sometimes offnsive. Particularly if youre wearing all three.

NEVER EVER BACK TO FRONT. NEVER.

Your kinja name completes me <3

Came here to say the same. Hey neighbor!

I can only think of one in New Haven. Where is this uncanny amount you speak of?

"... With my chocolate man"

I fell OUT when he called Guadalupe a whore. Bitches never grind the burrs how I want them!!

Le Crueset- all day, every day.

This is how my mom bought her entire Le Creuset collection that was passed down to me and are my absolute favorite things in my entire kitchen.

Shattered passenger window