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I agree with this. I also can’t stay at the reception the whole time....need one or two breaks in my hotel room.

Are you saying all three need to be in the same place? I mean, don’t go if it bothers you that much, but I don’t think I’ve ever been to a wedding that had all three in the same place (except my cousin’s wedding at a Sandals resort). Most I’ve been to have 2 out of 3 under one roof. Like, church ceremony but then

Here’s a trend that needs to pick back up and continue forever:

Well, I just found my new go-to insult.

I’m just a lowly almost-30-year-old, but I think one of the most useful things my retired dad ever told me was “the only people my age who actually still need to work for money are people who have been divorced”. I realize that’s a fairly privileged outlook and there are lots of people both single and married who have

Except Aimee doesn’t sound happy about it at all. She sounds miserable as hell, like being alone is not something she wants but something she must get used to. Resigned to her fate so to speak.

Nixon had the recording equipment installed himself. Sort of backfired on him though.

If this election has taught us anything, it’s that it’s *always* the woman’s fault.

Right? Huma is the one person who did nothing wrong. Those two MEN did all the fucking up, so she is absolutely blameless.

Maybe the “Clinton advisor” should direct his anger at Anthony Weiner & James Comey?

How much do you want to bet that they call supporters of Clinton “sheep”?

How did they get all of Newt Gingrich’s wives to pose for a picture?

You can tell these are snooty stay at home moms whose husbands are rich as fuck.

Holllllly Moly how much peroxide is in that picture

So Vanity Fair has been dying for 3 years it seems! Great prediction skills, donald

“bad food restaurants”

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Yes! I’m proud of them for refusing to go along with this. They will probably still get purged, but I’m glad they’re like, “Fuck off, Orange. We know what you’re trying to do.”

They’re yet another sign of Russia’s infiltration and perversion of American values.