How would one know she is a serial litigant? I'm not being snarky - I'm serious. Does it turn up in Google or a background check?

LOL!

This is fucking crazy and the way to fix it is for everyone to STOP BEING STUPID. I had ten bridesmaids. I told them if they came to my shower they were not to bring a gift, as presence >> presents any day. My bachelorette party was dinner at our favorite free-boxed-wine-with-your-meal Chinese restaurant, so maybe $30…

Had "The Onion" posted this article verbatim I'd have accepted it.

Please re-read my comment. Please do not be hostile for no reason. I said "successfully" because I was pleased to see that people hadn't reduced this story to that point.

No. That's why I said "successfully." I was really pleased to see folks focusing on the actual story.

Please re-read my comment and also please be less hostile. I was not condemning her, at all. Please note that I said "successfully" as in, I was pleased to see this hadn't become a steady stream of people asking just that. Really.

Did I miss it, or have we successfully gone a few hours without someone asking "Well why the hell does she have seven children?"

Is this you? https://twitter.com/keimiasmoon I'm @AudreyBeerman so follow and DM me. Thanks!

If you can figure out a way to get me your email address, I'll happily put you in touch with my friend. There is no reason to accuse me of being a liar. You can follow and DM me on Twitter if that works: @AudreyBeerman

If you want to talk to my friend who has a student with that name, give me your email or phone or whatever is your preferred contact method, and I'll give you her info.

My friend is an educator in a school in the DC area. She shares her student rosters each semester because they are so amazing. She did, in fact, have a Le-a pronounced Ledashah. I saw the official roster. It's not bullshit. And that wasn't even my favorite. I think I liked Shaquaquanda best. It's pronounced Shaquanda,…

My sister-in-law suggested that I use "I Loved Her First" which 1) made me want to puke and 2) she had used it as her father-daughter dance (meaning with my father-in-law). Um, trying to takeover my wedding much?

#dying

That's awesome!

My dad had stage IV lung cancer and we moved up our wedding so he could be there, so you know, really fun trying not to ugly cry during that dance. (We got married 3/27 and he died 4/11.) I chose "There You'll Be" by Faith Hill. It was perfect. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/faithhi… has the lyrics.

But, I have to say that in my car park there's a guy with the plate "LIL2FST." I realize he means "little too fast" but legit the first time I saw it I imagined a rapper named 'Lil 2-Fist.

Not true! I bought my mom a vanity plate with her name, and my mother-in-law a vanity plate with the nickname her grandkids call her, and both of them loved it. Great Mother's Day gift for two women who have all the stuff they want and don't need another <something> with a pick of their grandkids!

I don't understand not calling 911 though. NO ONE. That's so gross.

Thank you.