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Well that's a good thing! In a few years, when you have to walk up to the stage to collect your Golden Globe, you'll know exactly what to wear to ensure you'll arrive quickly and without falling. ;)

These are so specific - were you there? I hope this is a very cool story! :)

Has everyone already seen this?

I met my husband on Match.com, and I used to write a singles column, so I've helped people (friends for free, others for a fee) craft their perfect online profiles. For me, the most important thing was to post a full-length photo, which is actually recent. First, that's more accurate than the profile's dropdown menu

Can't we all just accept that we were wrong about Katie Couric, and she actually sucks? Didn't we learn when she pretended that Gardasil was a dangerous vaccine? (Her pretend apology was insult to injury.) She's an idiot. I'm not surprised she was inappropriate and stupid with transwomen. Disappointed but not

I just love him so so so much. With his motorcycle helmet under his arm, or angrily putting down his coat and briefcase - I just love him.

Literally laughed out loud. Perfect.

Oh my God, so bizarre. But I also feel biased toward any other drug or anesthetic forever, as Dr. Bunting and her perfect epidural are lodged into my mind as one shot of every orgasm and salty carb I've ever had. Pure, raw, unbridled joy. I am scheduling a C-section if we do this again because it was awesome and

If I can bring my Tempurpedic, this is LEGIT my fantasy.

The actual Lego Golden Girls were on Etsy. I wanted to get them but they were $95! Etsy actually has a shocking number of GG items...

Thank you for taking the time to respond, and best of luck in your work!

I have given to Dr. Susan Love's foundation as I always heard they were a "good" charity. What do you think? Were you doing this for a professional or academic project? (To be fair, if I donate to cancer research, I usually donate to lung cancer research - it killed my dad and is really alarmingly underresearched.)

Literally the only time in my life I didn't hate my body, is when I was pregnant. I let my clothes press against my round, perfect belly and loved it. When my son was born - and he's healthy and happy thank God, and I love him so much - I cannot lie that part of me was sad to go back to it. I hope to have another

So this week, three rabbis (two I do not know personally, one I do know) suffered unimaginable losses: the two married rabbis lost their 8-year-old son, and the other rabbi lost his 11-day-old nephew. (Literally hundreds of people in our communities mourned with them, in person and via social media.) They blogged

I feel like I'm in a parallel universe. KW's dress is terrible - but like laughably awful! How did this happen and now is receiving praise? And CA's earrings are from the clearance bin at Claire's - I mean wtf?!

It's really alarming. I'm a new mom and love getting advice - legit, I really do - but not from Stranger On The Subway. These are the same idiots with zero concept of personal space, remember, who were touching my belly when said child was in utero. (They didn't get up from their seats for me, but they loved

Fuck you, cancer indeed - and wishing you whatever is good for you (comfort, strength, "light" seems to be the cool thing these days) and the same for your dad and dog.

My son is 15 months old and I'm already nervous about this, but you've all given me hope. Either that, or you're all magicians and I'll be begging you to come help me in NYC! WOW! A matter of days?! Thanks for sharing your ideas!