Well. This seems like a well-meaning can of worms.

Picture of said teens. Apparently they were looking for a g-g-g-g-ghost.

Hope everyone’s okay.

Oooh, that’s perfect, because the Coors family are noted racists!

He’s like tap water that has somehow been watered down.

I’m reminded of a mental Bilbo in Fellowship of the Ring.

“The Golden State Warriors were very good this year, but let’s be honest. They’re no New England Patriots. They’re not even in the National Football League!”

SAD! You left out SAD!

Trump is def going to tweet that he wasn’t planning to invite them anyway.

Honestly, they should have a Bill with deliberately ego-stroking titles for Trump and see what happens. It’d be funny to watch him shout at Reps in the House and Senate for removing a “Trump Appreciation Bill” that secretly demanded his tax returns or something.

You better wipe that smile off your face, Camille.

Jesus Christ, the lengths people go to for attention.

... to which he replied, “Not if I see you fir.... aw.”

That’s pretty standard IC writing style.

Keep it short:

Britney is helping the Russians! Actually her Instagram comments are being used to communicate malware infected systems it’s quite clever really.

Britney has that “Running out to the 7-11 for some Winston Ultra Lights” aesthetic and she is sticking with it, by God.

Well, I think you can file a lawsuit for pretty much anything.

Never forget, Ivanka is the “bag man” for the Trump Crime Family. Ivanka went to Azerbaijan to collect on the money-laundering project that was the Trump Baku Hotel. Ivanka also went to meet up with Putin’s girlfriend Wendi Deng in Dubrovnik in August 2016 - in the middle of a heated presidential campaign and leaving…