OR ... and this is a radical concept for Hollywood I know, but ... we could tell new stories instead of retelling the same old crap ad nauseam?

Robin Hood! There needs to be a new, good, Robin Hood movie made by adults who care about things like “story” and whatnot.

Screw “Must-See TV.” Bring back “TGIF” from 1990.

Well, that travesty certainly takes the cake.

it’s never a good sign when a comedy’s trailer is full of jokes that don’t elicit a single laugh.

Now Waymo people are gonna hear about it. It’s gonna be Uber interesting.

Open floor plan! Always with the open floor plan!

I heard it was a new early preparation program for the straight to prison pipeline so everyone is used to it by the time they graduate, or drop out...or more likely go to prison for the first time.

I’m going to fucking die: “Rename your Anxiety Excitement.”

Yeah, white people just swapped “Asian” in for “Oriental” and called it a day.

As an Asian, I have to say...

She needs Avocado Margaritas

LOL “I’m very normal” aka I’m 50+, moderately disappointed with my life, divorced, with nothing better to do, but get drunk on strawberry margaritas and spout ignorant bullshit at a Traders Joe’s checkout line to people I don’t even know.

We all need to go watch the unedited version of “Blazing Saddles” and just sit back and enjoy life.

As a Mexican, I honestly don’t care when people wear Sombreros and Ponchos during Cinco de Mayo. This is an Americanized Holiday anyways like St Patricks Day. During St. Patricks Day people perpetuate Irish stereotypes and have no idea what the Holiday is about and it’s the same thing with Cinco de Mayo. None of my…

Mar-a-Lago seems excessive, but I’d say the majority of AF1 flights are unnecessary. When Obama came to town a couple years ago, it screwed up air and ground traffic for 4+ hours because he chose the international airport instead of the better located executive airport (with a more secure location and a similar…

Beautifully written. Thank you.

The East is this wonderful place where people don’t have cell phones and modern medicine!

The Latinx and Leon Spinks are racing for pinks against Jar Jar Binks.

Beautiful.