I like how Knope steps in and casually drops the underrepresentation of women in Star Wars. It’s a totally Leslie thing to do.

Shame on Evan Peters for not returning. Shame on him.

Hear me out, I don’t think we need the consent of the people. We need a broad consensus across America for president. And that’s what the EC provides. A popular vote election will make the winner of urban areas the overall winner everytime. And sure, we’re an urban populace overall but not all urban areas are created…

Just increase the number of Representatives in the House to 700+. That’ll boost the EC and give greater parity to high population states like California and Texas.

He gets the biggest applause and then stutters out his line with all the energy of a 6th grader in an Abe Lincoln beard.

It’s collecting.

So much racism. I read a few things he wrote and I had to nope out. I understand that we have to view a lot of things in history through that particular lens. But then I read this and say ‘no, that’s indefensible’.

We already had the best crime solving butler with Wadworth in Clue.

That battle royale scene though.

The Heller decision basically muted that part of the amendment and allowed for a broader set people to have guns.

I got a 2.

Oh my goodness. Does that mean Upstream Color is Star Wars canon?!?!

Good for Jennifer Verge for giving the tip. But, I’m not sure I’m the only one who caught the word ‘jipped’. I’ve been guilty of using that word in the past. Once I found out where it came from, I cut it from my lexicon.

Noine-Noine!!!

Take that, Randall Munroe!

The Alligator clearly went south, toward the Antarctic. Then north up through the Pacific, then Arctic Oceans. And finally through Hudson Bay and covered the relatively unoccupied land in Ontario on foot to reach the Great Lakes.

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I figured that out when they had bombers in space.

A Tomahawk cruise missile is basically a jet with a bomb. Why isn’t there a hyperspace equivalent of a Tomahawk? It’s a kinetic energy weapon. Sure star destroyers are expensive. But all you need is a hyperspace engine, fuel, maybe a warhead and an unlucky droid to pilot the damn thing. The Rebels could have build…

Spider-Man: Spring Fling