Joke’s on you. You can never have too much mayo!

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!

Or keep Joseph Fiennes but put him in a Spider-Man mask.

Why couldn’t they hire a Black actor with vitiligo?

So was Marc Rich, when Clinton pardoned him. And a bunch of Vietnam draft dodgers by Carter.

As a Hispanic, Latinx misses the mark for me. Also, POC. Gross. POC, or people of color riles me up just a little bit. I don’t want to be reduced to an acronym and I don’t want to be confused with a Star Wars alien. Hispanic is fine.

I thought the Robocop statue was supposed to fix everything.

Galaxy of lawyers.

It can, but that takes time. From the time the internment began to when the SCOTUS decision was made was about two years. So let’s say Trump starts ‘extreme-vetting’ in February 2017. It would take until after the midterm elections for a case to get to SCOTUS to overturn Korematsu and any other Trump nonsense. The…

I’d like to increase the number of members the house has to about 700. This will give the large population states more votes and give those people better representation in the House. We haven’t increased the numbers in over a hundred years. It’s time for more people to represent us in the house.

I would like to see a perfectly balanced baseball diamond atop Reunion Tower. We’d have a series of pulleys transfer weights underneath to keep it balanced when the players run to and fro (I don’t watch baseball, so I imagine this is infrequent). 

I like how Ant-Man did a small scale (small scale, get it?) movie. It was a contained, lower stakes movie. The world wasn’t going to end if he failed. It focused the story more toward the characters. Deadpool, Iron Man, Dredd and others did the same trick and when it works it works.

We got a bullet for the kiddo. The doctor recommended trying every vegetable and fruit in order to isolate any allergies. So i made an alphabetical list of veggies and fruits. 3 days per item, so as to properly deduce if any allergies did exist and then on to the next one. It was fun watching her eat goopy alfalfa,…

I pray for miraculous healing if it is His will. But I also pray for medicine to work, doctors to have insight and all that. It burns me as a Christian to hear people deny themselves or their children the miracle of modern medicine that so many the world over would kill for.

It’s for when the Pope visits Aquaman.

I have no response. That was perfect.

They both could be the Statler and Waldorf types. Heckling and jibbing patrons and each other.

I guess you didn’t see the actual Lifetime movie, A Deadly Adoption. If you didn’t forgive him for Bewitched by now, you won’t after watching this.

I’m not saying Starbucks, a company that started out in the Pacific Northwest, cannot move to Florida. I’m just saying they didn’t. Also, they don’t franchise. Who knew?