AutoHotKey!! For when you have to do something twice!

My family calls it the pretentious “E”. Like Shoppe, Pointe, Grille.

I just finished I Will Teach You To Be Rich from Ramit. This is a six week plan and I plan on following it.

Here’s my Barack Obama coffee joke.

I think you’re supposed to affix one to the roof of the other.

I read a tip (it was here). Price everything for Saturday. Then have a sign that says everything is half off the asking price on Sunday. This will motivate people to purchase the item on Saturday due to the risk of potentially losing out on Sunday. Either way, your items get sold.

Behold. McDonald’s McDouble.

In middle school I used a fresnel lens for a magnify glass, a pair of welders’ goggles for eye protection.

Don’t forget the Ouija Board!

Says you Food Babe.

Obligatory.

So, uh, who won the contest? Can I see the winning entry?

Why is no one putting this solid gold material on T-shirts?!

After my time machine gets built. One of my stops is to the first Chinese food buffet that started serving pizza and buffalo wings. I want to be there for the time that a guy and his buddies walk in, pay, get their plates and then look in horror that there’s lo mein noodles, pot stickers and kung pao shrimp.

I worked at a Good Times drive-through and a lady asked for "a lot a lot of pickles" on a particular sandwich that called for 3 pickles. I interpreted "a lot a lot" as meaning 9 pickles somehow. Probably because a lot is twice and a lot a lot is three times. Either way, I made the sandwich with 9 pickles.

Orphan children going to summer camp? Shouldn't they be working in the mine? That molybdenum isn't going to dig itself out.

I’d like to see websites actively turn down passwords from a list of say 10,000 most common passwords.

“If she has the integrity and backbone to come clean, it’ll all go away. We won’t forget, but we’ll take the high road.”

Six Degrees of Barely Relevant.