I'm not looking to blame Martin, I'm just looking to avoid blaming Incognito for something far more sinister than what he actually intended to do.

You're right, it absolutely was workplace harassment. If it happened in any office in America, including the NFL, it would be workplace harassment.

What I'm saying is, it is perfectly plausible that Incognito did not realize he was genuinely hurting Martin. Beyond the normal bullshittery heaped upon rookies. Martin never said "Stop," and Incognito never said "No."

It seems like Martin never made it clear that it bothered him. This report is full of lines like "Martin was offended, but laughed it off at the time."

Question: due to the nature of how they each work, would a supercharger be more conducive to burnouts than a turbocharger?

The real Most Interesting Man In the World wouldn't flaunt that status so cavalierly. Nice try, pauper!

No, there were EIGHT. EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, to clarify, "It's very possible" is re: the cars being able to be recovered, or, re: there may be no way to get them out and they are lost forever?

If you want to argue about whether luxury brands are worth their value, that's one thing. But in the real world, yes, it does allow them to charge $15k more.

I.....I don't know who you are, JayZAyEighty Oppositelocksmith, but I like you. A lot.

I can't stop laughing at the idea of a Corvette having a preordained cell death mechanism.

I read that as, "strewn about in 427 pieces," laughed.

Or the Devil is taking them all for himself.

I love it! However, it's already toeing the line between respectable rig and boy-racer with that shape (which is fine), but that paint tips the scale in the wrong direction.

THE JAGRMEISTER!!!

It's funny, because I think deep down, this is exactly how most of us would try to stop a car in that situation.

Okay, sure, fine, but...what about the stickers?

The level of condescension at the end there, my god, I'm choking in it.

Bodies. Dozens upon dozens of bodies.