Spindrift is amazing, especially the blackberry flavor. I’m definitely going to go broke supporting my habit, but at least I will be well-hydrated.

His illegal entry and unauthorized presence in the US will make him ineligible to reenter the U.S., regardless of any pressure from the school or his family, without a waiver (which are usually only granted in really extreme circumstances). Schools can issue F-1 student visas, but students have to have nonimmigrant…

This seems to sum it up:

Trump is what happens when we don’t fund public education but we do find private prison

What kills me is THEY REALLY THINK THEY’RE VICTIMS. Hell, my conservative religious in-laws were super against “entitlements” until their 18 year old granddaughter got pregnant. Then, the REAL injustice was that she had to wait in line at the county benefits office...because all those “illegals” were in line in…

Wringing their necks is a very fast an pretty painless death. How did you think chickens went to that great chicken coop in the sky?

I realize you’re joking a little bit, but even an asshole rooster who gets its neck wrung for being its assholiest has a WAY better life and death than chickens raised by factory farms.

The extent of her rooster knowledge appears to be gleaned from Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.

Truth. I can’t tell you how many chicken dinners I had as a kid because my dad walked in with a dead chicken, muttering under his breath and asking for a bandaid. Fastest way to get cooked is to attack the farmer.

Did this dim-witted shitbird get a rooster without ever, like, reading about roosters? “This stupid rooster won’t even play fetch and is useless when I take him duck hunting!”

I mean, there are plenty of older gentlemen I’d do a love scene with: Patrick Stewart is old enough to be my grandfather and I’d be down any day of the week. It’s the entitlement that reeks; no matter how aged the man, he deserves the nubile youth and dewiness of a nineteen year old.

No, women are not allowed to be old. Women are only allowed to be young, nubile and desirable. Women of every age have had to fight for everything else, and the only reason old women are not ignored is because they refuse to be ignored. It’s not anything anyone is granting them. They claim it.

She’s essentially now walked through the desert and is on the other side, where women 35-55 vanish. You’re allowed to be young or old, just not anything in the middle.

It’s a more accurate version of that truism that men fear women will laugh at them, and women fear men will kill them. Really men fear anyone laughing at them and they will kill to prevent it/ punish the person they blame for it.

I mean, it’s toxic-masculinity in a nutshell. Kill anything that threatens your manhood, or whatever. It’s pathetic.

I think in the case of The Mooch his absence is probably preferable

I wish Mrs. The Mooch and her baby well. And by “well”, I mean her lawyers take the Mooch to the cleaners and never look back. Leave him with nothing but his foul mouth and vile reputation.

Or as we say it in bastardized western NY Italian: FUNGU!

Life comes at ya quick.

I really need this to get messy. Where are the tabloids when you need them?