No, you’re the one embarrassing yourself.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I feel lucky that my mother explained this to me early on. Women do most of the work in a relationship. I’m getting matried in May; unfortunately I’ve found that she was right.

Third! It’s been a hard week; this put this biggest smile on my face.

The Decorah eagles?

We don’t allow people with felony convictions to obtain liquor licenses either; why would we allow felons to participate in this industry?

Didn’t you know? Once you sleep with a specific number of people, you spontaneously combust. This is why you shouldn’t wait until you’re married. What if you waited and it turned out you were the one who got your partner to that number? Talk about an awkward wedding night! And try explaining that to the family.

“Well aside the annoying questions, we missed out on a lot of things that our brother and peers had, with the reasoning “but there’s two of you” for everything. No birthday parties, no parts in school plays, shunned by others because they were still jealous from nursery school that we were made to wear stickers every…

I don’t think it’s about ownership. For some people, modesty is a positive value. I can’t speak for anyone else, but I know I don’t want my 14 year old cousin, for example, to emulate Kim Kardashian. KK is vulgar, superficial and shallow. The lack of modesty is just icing on the cake. She’s not someone I’d want any…

I need to go home, I’m seeing things. Ignore the last post.

What is going on?! This post above has my name on it, but I didn’t write it! I wrote something entirely different.

This is exactly what I do believe. God loves us so much, he’s provided us with anesthesia, antibiotics, competent surgeons. etc. As it says in the bible (John 10:10)

Could you tell us what these skills are?

I know! I’m actually pretty curious about what Kim’s “skill set” is. Choosing which type of plastic surgery/filler to have next? Taking pictures of herself? Saying juvenile things on Twitter?

In the new press release, Fulton critcized Sanders for suggesting “that the concept of the ghetto is inextricably connected to Black America.”

I’ve noticed (when watching men hit on other women) that a lot of men can’t or won’t “read the situation.”

Yes. She would have died from the lack of water long before she’d have starved. Most healthy adults can go for a couple of weeks without food. But one can only go around 3 days without water.

It’s not *really* about the seafood, as strange as that may sound. It’s about the biscuits, the baked potato and the Lobsterita. Their baked potato is hands down the best I’ve ever had. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. Also, the biscuits, whose secret ingredient is crack, (that’s why they make you crazy).…

Reading this was amazing. It’s like you live in a different, opposite universe than I do.

I hadn’t even thought this was an option for me, but it turns out it is. My fiance was born in Toronto, so we will have the option to leave if need be. I’d be really unhappy to leave my friends and family, but they way things are headed frightens me. It’s not just this election and Trump. It’s the lessening of…