Sorry, they can't top the one the two lawyers did (who are also in San Francisco).

"It's not tacky to sign up for one, or even list it at the bottom of your invitation."

I wish I could give this 20 stars. You are not, absolutely not, supposed to assume you're getting a gift. Yes, people often give them, but it's the assumption that makes me wince. And then telling people *what* to get you as a gift—who raised these people? The older I get the more grateful I am to have been raised…

This is what my brother did (although it was an accident) and it worked out fine. A few weeks before the wedding, someone at work asked where he was registered; he realized they had forgotten to do that. Whatever—people gave them gifts despite the absence of a registry. I think I'll do the same at my wedding…

Just awful. Here's why Honeyfund is gross, as is telling people in the invitation/save the date that you only want money. What you're getting is a gift. It's really very rude to tell someone *what* to give you as a gift.

Oh God. I'd blocked out Lady Hennessy Brown until now. :-(

Keep in mind that in the second picture, she's dressed up to go out—nice dress, makeup and hair done for a special occasion. The first picture is just hanging around in jeans. MOST people look better when they're dressed up for a special occasion.

It probably says something terrible about my childhood, but around my neighborhood, we sang this as children. It was a little different then:

Me too! That's how they lure you in.

Me too! That's how they lure you in.

This is the point people tend to lose sight of: CONSEQUENCES. The first amendment guarantees your right to free speech. It does not protect you from the consequences of that speech, as these fine, upstanding young men are finding out now.

You should wait until he's older to slap him . Seriously. When I was maybe twelve, I was having some disagreement with my mother (about what I don't remember). At one point I told her to "go to hell." What I do remember, nearly 30 years later, was the hellacious slap she gave me. I'm pretty sure I never talked that…

Some people are deeply, deeply ignorant. The idea of fraternal twins doesn't seem to have entered into their thinking. I say this as someone who had a twin brother (I'm a woman) and had more than one person ask if we were identical. Seriously.

Around last Christmas I was in Tahoe City, CA. My boyfriend and I saw some tourists? using one on Fanny Bridge. First and only time I've ever seen one.

Yeah, every now and then he says something so out there I wonder if he's had a stroke. Like what he recently said about Beyonce looking up to Kim and having a picture of her in the recording booth. What??!!

I've got a bone to pick here. I do find fault with the author for telling this story but I am not the kind of person says domestic violence victims should just leave. (Why do you think that?)

You do? Are you in the U.S.?

Your grandmother sounds like my Nana. Pre-paid funeral, line of suitors, 85 year old boyfriend (he had a gambling problem so she couldn't marry him). When we asked which of her husbands she wanted to buried next to, she said "None of them." Nana is going to be 97 next month and she is amazing.

What is that from?

Ugh. My now ex-roommate was one of these. It was so embarrassing when we went places together. In the summer, he would comment on hot the teenage girls were (he was 37) and hit on random young women while standing on line. (shudder)

One of my favorite bible verses, Matthew 6:1: