Oh my, yes. I think I may have been in San Francisco too long, because mess like this isn't funny, cute or creative anymore. Just annoying as hell. I'd like to see her given some major tranquilizer (so she can stop being so damn cheerful) and the bike sold.

" And then he tells me that she totally rejected him yesterday, resulting in him being beyond depressed and sad."

Ah, I see. It's just an unfortunate accident that their name means an unpleasant skin condition in English.

Amazing. Just...really? Out of all the words in all the languages in the world, someone thought "acne" was the best name for their clothing brand.

"By late 2013, it wasn't uncommon to spot the Downtown chicks you'd expect to have closets full of Acne and Isabel Marant"

I had two different women tell me they couldn't date a short guy because "I like to wear high heels." I didn't say anything, because I was dumfounded. I mean, really? You're willing to pass up someone who could be a great guy because of some shoes you want to wear?

You forgot "be white or asian and thin." Honestly, I think that really is all that matters, at least here in San Francisco.

There is a vaccine for pneumonia in the United States. It's widely available at Walgreens/CVS/other pharmacies, doctor's offices, etc. Maybe it isn't available in your country?

"I haven't said anything untrue. The past doesn't exist. Only thoughts about the past exist."

"you sound like such an insufferable twat."

No kidding? I grew up in Morris County myself and I know what you mean.

Wait, what? And the principle approved this? I'm really curious—did your son tell you what they talked about when they came?

Ha! Love it.

A few years back, Some Ecards had a Valentines Day card that said "I'm so glad Valentine's Day is on a Saturday, so I don't have to see everyone's flowers being delivered at the office." I made it my facebook status.

She sounds like a twit. For their first date, she couldn't wear anything she already had and dragged her friend around looking for a new outfit, certain her would take her to an expensive restaurant. Then, horror of horrors, he took her out for hamburgers. Twenty bucks says this marriage doesn't make it ten years.

What you said. There are plenty of nice women out there that men overlook because they don't look a certain way. They are fat. Or they have tattoos. Or they have a job people look down on. Then the guy says "there are no good women out there." Oh, there are, you just didn't see them.

Did I just stumble onto the Stormfront dating section by accident? "They're not educated about simple things like morals"? Did you read what you just wrote before you posted it?

That really is unfortunate. Sorry that the two of got mixed up that way, I'm sure you are a fine person. However, someone who bases his job requirements on a comic book/movie character, well.....

Yes, I'm not seeing "awesome" here, just sad and ranting.

Sing it, sister. About to try match.com and dreading it. Trying it because it seems to be one with a lot of users and I'm done with okcupid. My okcupid experience convinced me of just what you said. :-(