“First of all let me say that the only reason I terrorized your family is because you people are evil and want to destroy America. It was nothing personal. Secondly, I want to thank you for settling this in a real court, and not reverting to that Creeping Sharia Law you folks love so much. And thirdly, I just want to…

It was such an odd comment on his part. I don’t even understand that in this case. I don’t get where having an open conversation fits in. The dude harassed people because he hated them. Now he expects them to sit down with him and what? Explain to him why they aren’t actually terrible? This guy is the worst.

Always such a bullshit statement. I’d love to hear his ideas about the content of that conversation, but he can start by explaining why muslims should even have to explain to willfully ignorant morons why they and other muslims are not trying to kill them. He can’t even keep his sense of entitlement out of an apology.

Again with that “Have an open conversation” shit...

AND don’t forget the “Made in China” label at the bottom. It just rounds out this piece of Americana.

We opened this restaurant with the intent to have a place where you never have to worry what is in your food

Lots of review sites demand at least 1 star to be able to post a review. And apparently another review said the toddler did a shit on the floor on a separate occasion. That’s your 1-star benchmark. A butthole display and some yodelling? Definitely deserves more than one star. 😉

I just laughed for a solid two minutes at “I saw an anus”.

Yes. It’s called “pants”.

That baby has permanent york face. He is frozen as if immediately post-vomit.

Well...from a child development stand point free play is where kids do the most and their best learning so your friends aren’t too far off. Interestingly, the hippies have a lot of overlap with good solid child development, they just often take it too far and/or misinterpret the ideas. Secure attachment (the most…

And their hours are “11-ish to 9-ish”. Oh boy. That means maybe open by noon if we’re hung over while reserving the right to close at seven for no discernible reason.

Gotta love the beans of sadness.

You know, sometimes expectations are a life-limiting cage of our own making. Other times, they’re not. Baby buttholes, and the asbence from an eating place thereof, fall decidedly among the latter.

They said the word “butthole” on the local news story.

As some pointed out above:

I enjoyed the “leave your expectations at the door” bit. Wow. I’m vegan and I’m annoyed already.

Ha ha, they’re even advertising on the website that their kids might run around your table and sing very loudly.

As a mother, I offer my opinon that those crunchy motherfuckers let their dirty footed, bare-assed, obnoxiously personal-space-invading little shits run rampant all over their stupid fucking vegan restaurant. And I am positive the 1yo bent over to pick up a stray tofu-o from the ground sharing her butthole for all to…

I don’t particularly like children, but part of what is so exhausting about interacting with them is the “DON’T WAKE THE MAMA BEAR!!!!” attitude of this type of parent. The best parents are chill, know their kids are wild hellions, and try to put some space between the kids and other people going about their days. The…