My guess was that she was one of the more conservatively costumed iterations of Madonna. Other than that, I got nottin’.

That one wins all the prizes, far’s I’m concerned.

I’ve always liked her, and this story just makes me like her even more. Thanks for sharing.

Probably while his hands were down his pants, too.

Well, they kind of were...mainly by the abusers, though.

Milo “thinks”?

It was a different era when I was 14, too, but my parents would NEVER have countenanced an older man.

Ooooooo, a blind item?

Urgh, I don’t know what sickens me more. Him using “I’m gay” to cover up his gross inappropriateness with a kid, or...oh shit, he’s a repeat offender. No, wait...I think I do know. It’s behind Door #2, isn’t it?

Ugh, that friendship is not exactly helping, either.

Right? Gay ≠ child abuser.

“We heard you were difficult.”

#TeamRonan all the way. His reporting was stellar!

And suddenly, just like that, I know the answer for every single time I hear someone ask “Whatever happened to [insert actress’s name here]?”

Or all that sweet, sweet public attention that harassment brings.

Cthulhu? Or the Kraken? Either way, it’s sheer eldritch horror.

“Just giving them attention”...yeah. ADVERSE attention. Which is also spelled OPPOSITION. And DISCOURAGEMENT.

I’m seeing the “but he’s old and sick” excuse bandied about a lot. Sorry, but old age and sickness do NOT make a person crack bad puns about copping feels, especially while DOING it to a young and unsuspecting victim who let her guard down at the wrong moment. Lots of sick elderly people do no such thing in their…

I haven’t, but it’s only because I’ve never met the old weasel.

Well, I guess it beats “I’ll be dating you in about 10 years”, but still.