Reading the title, I misunderstood the lesson.

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, OKAY?!

Yes I can.

Last time I checked, when a girl is pressured by society into bulimia, she doesn't go around threatening to stick her fingers down other people's throats.

Haha! I want to snark SO hard, but he is (or at least was, I haven't seen him in 5 years) a SUPER nice guy, so I just can't. He played football at our college (duh) and was in the frattiest/drunkest fraternity on campus (duh). He's a little self absorbed (but I mean, who wouldn't be with those abs, amirite?) but he…

I am not even joking... I went to college with the guy in the bottom screenshot (with the curly hair/hat.) I have been seeing "Men of the Strip" promos for MONTHS now. *facepalm*

Menstruation is not a health problem. It's an annoyance but not a problem.

Shoulder pads were the bane of my existence. I remember cutting them out of EVERY SINGLE THING I owned that had them because even in the 80's and early 90's I knew they were fucking stupid.

As far as I am concerned, she could be covered in scales and be hiding Maleficent-like wings, and I would still love her. Dolly is awesome.

26. Do not consume conversations

The proper term for a collection of butt plugs is a stuffing. A stuffing of butt plugs.

From Sam Logan.

Could have been worse. This is how they usually solve disagreements in Fargo:

And then there's bologna. Much cheaper and easier to get your parents to buy for you and your shenanigans.

And they say cheerleaders aren't athletes.

MY excuse?

man i kept waiting for that thing to come out singing "hello my baby... hello my darling..."

why.

Anyone else here a picker? My fiancee has a spot on his back that always gets a tiny blackhead and I'm the fucking devil with that thing.