My liberty is not the ability to infringe someone else's liberty.

Okay. Repeat after me.

Kids' Menu

“because there are kids on this flight.” ....yeah, one of them is currently being fed.

As someone who sews and sees the amount of fabric that goes into different sizes for people, it's honestly not that great a difference. Not only is this guy acting like 30% of fabric is a huge number, but his failure to provide a base-line for knits that are likely serged together is pretty ridiculous.

29. Any one on Real Housewives of Orange Country

Usually when I google "aubrey plaza masturbating" it's because I want to do something other than comment on Jezebel. Y'all done figured out how to keep me here all the time, now.

I just love the way you've used feminist as a verb. I think I will have to adopt that in my everyday life.

"Please answer this YOLO College Essay Prompt"

As a humanities Ph.D., I have encountered a few of these. Other things that are "just too bourgeois" include: monogamy, showering/clean clothes, cleaning, not mooching/gainful employment, refraining from getting shitfaced, respecting women, etc.

Lie # 5: Reading productivity blogs is the same as being productive...

I had a man-boy I wasn't dating break up with my voicemail because he felt like our relationship wasn't going anywhere. He called the next morning to take it back and I was like "Haha no backsies!" and hung up.

I posted this pic above already. I'm a Lilith

Oh Jesus. I am old enough to have begun menstruating (at the tender age of 9, no less) BEFORE the widespread availability of tampons. BEFORE the invention of napkins that adhered to your panties. I spent the first 6 years of my Life As A Woman menstruating onto napkins that hung tenuously, and none too securely, on a…

I COULD CARE LESS WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO BLEED ON, LADIES: A Life

If you use lemon juice to get rid of a stain on your furniture, you can then rub the area with fish to get rid of the lemon smell.

"Found Water: It just tastes better." GENIUS!

Actually, the best part is that awesome toe-touch move they do at the end before they sit back down. #WORKIT

i am on board with any plan that involves glitter bombing.