I read it as veh-GAH-ta-bul, which makes it sound like they're making smoothies out of Italian cars.

I SWEAR, I saw "...because I ate a little dark cowboy right before clicking on this." I did the confused dog head tilt. For the record, co-workers look at you funny when you ALSO make the "roo??" confused dog noise.

The word "pudding" does not, nay I believe CANNOT, get said in a normal voice here at the cat ranch. Which is especially fun when other people are around.

Team Pudding. And yes - I hear it in Dean's voice.

I'm reading them now and I'm actually laughing. There are some remarkably stupid people in this world.

I don't know. I keep hoping it will turn out to be some elaborate hoax. Any ideas?

But it also adds a little warmth to it, don't you think? I mean - do YOU have any friends who'd poop in an envelope for you? I sure don't.

Maybe not, but it's more coherent than my thought, which was "EEEEEEEWWWW!!!!"

HA! I remember that now. Of course, there's a cruder part of me that would have tied this to Santorum's campaign and making sure he stays "fresh" in our minds, but that's just gross. So nevermind.

No birth control?

I'm the same way. I'll get asked "do you need help??". My answer is usually "yep - stand right there" (points to spot juuuust outside of kitchen)

You're having fun wrong.

Only in Vegas.

Shows what you know. If a man doesn't have sex on a regular basis, he gets blue balls. That's a very dangerous and uncomfortable condition, but you wouldn't understand. It's totally OK for him to have taxpayer funded sex to prevent this terrible condition.

No, because it's totally OK for men to have sex.

But...birth control! Prevent possible complications from pregancy! As well as things like horrifying pain, cysts, migraines, etc! Why is there no logicking???

If you have insurance AND if your prescription qualifies. Not everything is on the discount program. But since there's only one type of BC out there, that shouldn't be a problem, right?

If the pharmacist believes the man is not married (or cannot confirm it - absence of a ring, for example) he could refuse to fill the Viagra prescription.

Do I heart you for the song quote or curse you for getting that stuck in my head???

At the rate things are going, they'll start claiming eminent domain and build things up in there.