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Oh so the fact that they split the season series doesnt matter?  Or that Houston, a worse team than Portland, took Golden State to 7...?

I personally love this. In a world in which I have to live with the warriors, absolutely nothing is more satisfying than seeing a guy like dame and a guy like C.J. go right at them. Street fight style. They’ll lose, but they are so antithetical that it’s almost like getting to see good v evil in real life. Hook it to…

Since the Blazers victory yesterday, this has been the narrative which is garbage. They split the season series with the Warriors and the Warriors weren’t nearly as dysfunctional then as they are now. Just waiting for the Warriors to get behind in a game and watch Green go for KD’s knees.

I absolutely love this. I took some friends to see the 4OT game and we sat in the 100-level. It was unlike any other experience in my life. The team chemistry, the unexpected heroes, the attrition - how can anyone root against this team? Rip. Fucking. City.

Counterpoint: they will absolutely David the Goliath. I’m 100 percent on this bandwagon now and want to see them decimate the dub punks

This team’s luck has always felt like a flat circle eating itself, always drafting a big man over a generational talent (Bowie/Jordan, Oden/Durant) and the handful of bum knees that have kept this team from greatness, but dammit it all this year has been a dream to watch this team play together, andto see them legitima…

I am fucking stanning the blazers and I will fight you tech bros wherever you are if you can find me I don’t know where I am hell yes let’s do some basketball 

C’mon. At least wait until we lose the first game before saying that. Let’s just live the dream for now!

This Warriors team isn’t on the same level as teams of the past few years. Blazers in six.

We're all Blazers fans now.

As a Blazers fan, you get used to a sort of polite, quiet disappointment (I’m not quite old enough to remember the Sam Bowie draft pick, but the pain of the team taking a 73-year old Greg Oden still lingers). Yeah, rationally I know they’re probably going to lose to the Dubs, but goddammit, right at this moment I’m…

To an extent yes, to an extent no.

No. They should have customer service reps available during their peak business hours, which I assume based on their entire business model (food delivery) extend far past 5pm. If there are enough high visibility or urgent topics that require cross-team assistance, they should plan shifts and coverage accordingly.

there is no justification for saying something this repulsive to a professional peer in the realm of a conversation about their work.

I understand why you had to update with his statement, but it’s probably worth pointing directly to where he admits it wasn’t an accident:

You’re just going to have to stage an elaborate months-long come-to-mayonnaise awakening where you “accidentally” get a sandwich with mayo on it, sigh, say you’re too hungry to bother getting it remade, scrape some off, eat the sandwich, be like, “actually it’s not as bad as I thought”, bravely try some potato salad,…

Gay dude here. I was OBSESSED with this guy at the gym in college. Gorgeous, blonde, and drove around with a geriatric golden retriever in the back of his pickup truck. Legit snack. One day he saw me stretching (I begged my mother to let me take gymnastics and dance classes and wear lycra as a child—ahem—shoutout to…

When I was 22 I met a guy that I immediately had chemistry with. Through talking all night, he told me he hates mayonnaise. I, being too young to know that it’s okay to have your own opinions in regards to condiments, immediately agreed that I found mayonnaise disgusting...WHICH IS A LIE. I love the stuff!