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All the bottles are still white, tho.

I just wanted to say how much I appreciated this post! Social media is a huge part of it (and I don’t even think that I spend that much time on FB). I realize that most post their “best lives” on FB, and leave all the mundane, day-to-day stuff out. It’s also b/c I work with a lot of high achievers , so it’s

I’ve been thinking a LOT about this lately (and when I say “lately”, I’m talking heavy rumination on and off for about 5 years). Anyhow, an idea has formed and keeps taking shape, but it’s this: our current culture (especially the last 20 years, i.e. the internet/tabloid years) is obsessed with attainment. I’m not

I posted about my Moxie a few weeks ago. She had been trapped and dumped by my neighbor on Good Friday. On Wednesday, after many, many hours of searching through muddy fields and brush I found her and now she is safe and sound at home. I am grateful to the Jezzie community for all your kind words that kept my spirits

Black cats are the best.

FOUND!!! A few weeks ago I had posted about my cat Moxie who had been trapped and dumped by one of my neighbors. After hours and hours and hours of searching through brush and muddy fields I found her. She was at a farmyard that we had searched twice before but I guess she wasn’t ready to come out of hiding.

Loading up a syringe with a monster shot of smack? Suicidal. Hoovering up one-gram lines of blow until your heart rate hits 200bpm? Insane. Gobbling enormous amounts of psychedelic drugs? Foolhardy. Guzzling booze until you totally black out and end up injured or worse? Hilarious good times, what your “college years”

When you start making statements like “women who choose to have sex need to face the consequences” you really have a problem with her behavior, you’re not trying to save babies. Why? Because the “exceptions for rape” argument is essentially saying some babies deserve to live some don’t, depends on how slutty the

Abortion is never a “thing of convenience”. Even with the least invasive, least burdensome methods, you’re still going to be in pain and have to take a day or two off work, at the very minimum. No one who has had an abortion would prefer one to safe, effective, convenient, no-side-effect-having contraception, BUT, not

I haven’t met a single woman in my entire life who thought of her abortion as a “convenience” and shrugged it off. It’s a serious medical decision that requires a great deal of thought for any woman. To say it’s just something people do when they don’t want to deal with the “consequences” of unprotected sex is really

I just don’t get people who don’t think abortion is a consequence. When those people spill milk on the floor, do they leave it til it molds? No, they clean it up. When they get diabetes, do they wait for gangrene to take their limbs? No, they take insulin. Abortion IS a consequence. Abortion is not fun. But it many

This. Addiction is a medical issue, not a criminal one.

I can relate, although I’ve shortened it to just “This fucking guy . . . “ Can’t say that it helps that much, but it’s a start.

So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

History shows that yes, one can be woke and also treat family and friends like crap. From MLK to Gertrude Stein, the list of inspiring heroes and heroines who are deeply flawed is endless. People are made of flesh, not marble, and they all fuck up.

“Other than golf, [Trump] considers exercise misguided, arguing that a person, like a battery, is born with a finite amount of energy.”

“Other than golf, [Trump] considers exercise misguided”

Oh, FUCK THIS lady.

*slow clap*