Besides learning a bow tie I’ve also learned lock picking - a friend learned piano! I’m really gonna need to be quick with the play/pause if I’m gonna learn how to build a 911 from this guy, though.

I’m pretty handy, and I can pretty much do anything I really research enough, but upholstery is next level hard. I tried some simple stuff, starting with making some bags and some foot stool covers, etc. I tried a seat cover for my jeep 3 times and have concluded it’s actually impossible and upholsterers are wizards.

Does this mean that Terry Pegula is a Russian bot?

Two weeks from now: “The fake media are reporting that I benched Tyrod Taylor, a very good quarterback. It’s not true. It never happened!”

Yeah, you know, it really works. Trump is five INTs-in-a-half bad at presidenting, while Clinton would’ve given us 200 yards, 1 TD, and no picks in presiding over an unexciting but marginally effective bureaucracy that wins games 16-10.

Correction: The lengths he is going to not admit that his bosses told him to bench Taylor the week before

It’s weird that the Bills play both the Pats and Dolphins twice in 5 weeks, right? Can’t remeber ever seeing that before.

Sean, when the British Royal Family is officially more comfortable with a black person entering than you are with a black QB, it’s time for some soul searching, brother

Heh, heh, Autocorrect is not my friend.

“A wood-rimmed wheel offers tactical pleasures for your hands”

That’s factual reporting. He is a fucking idiot, and so is anyone who voted for him.

So you didn’t read it... but you clicked on it, you appear to have made a burner account solely to comment on it, and then you used that newly-created account to leave an idiotic comment that’ll no doubt spawn more than a few responses from people calling you an idiot.

The man cannot be insulted enough. He is a disgrace to the country, the office, humanity, fathers, men, business people, husbands.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Uhh...I think you’ve assumed too much here, my pal. The origin of this rumor is a single line in a story from New Zealand. No one is actually trying to backdoor their way anywhere.

Lemme google that for you. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penalty_(gridiron_football)

Yes.

hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins

I look forward to him elbowing New Balance’s lawyers in the face while the judge who saw the whole thing does absolutely nothing.

So much for the bring back the Joe Pa statue. This story is still sick. The football program should’ve been nuked. Death penalty is too lenient.